(n): awkward lump. see also: feminist killjoy; self-proclaimed adequate poet; cheese enthusiast. I also like socks. I spend my summers in NJ/PA, and go to school in Portland, OR. Books, wine, history, music, coffee, tequila, people, art, beer, shows, and other generic things. INFJ pretty much to a T, if you're into that sort of thing.
the essential question: am i in love with chandler bing or am i chandler bing?
• good things
• to be happy
tina belcher, live & in the flesh
ideas for oitnb season 3
- in the middle of a scene piper kerman descends from the ceiling on a zipwire wearing an array of sequined garments
- she is carrying two machine guns and when she fires them they shoot out fireworks in the colours of the bi pride flag
- she screams loudly ‘BISEXUALS EXIST’ before blackflipping over pornstache’s head and out of the nearest window
- larry’s character is replaced by the chicken from season one incorporated seamlessly into his role with no explanation
9:27 am • 28 August 2014 • 3,394 notes
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
1:15 am • 28 August 2014 • 1,757 notes
“You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
— i am seeing less and less of you (via jinx—removing)
(Source: stolenwine, via sssselina)
1:15 am • 28 August 2014 • 259,340 notes
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
(Source: basedyeeezus, via toycack)
12:16 am • 28 August 2014 • 470,722 notes
MY ANACONDA DON’T!
MY ANACONDA DON’T!
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!
12:08 am • 28 August 2014 • 73,943 notes
where did all of these supernatural/doctor who/other fandom blogs come from?? so many have followed me recently??
like hello hi glad to have you I’m just confused
12:01 am • 28 August 2014 • 1 note
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
11:54 pm • 27 August 2014 • 197,957 notes
“I asked my ex, now good friend, if she would ever have an open relationship and she said, “No, I don’t think I could do that” then after a pause and a smile, “but what about love affair friendships?” She went on to describe an impenetrable fortress of female friendship, her own group of best mates who’d known each other since school and had supported and loved each other through almost all of their lifetimes. They sounded far more bonded to, and in love with one another, than their respective husbands. It struck me that we don’t have the language to reflect the diversity and breadth of connections we experience. Why is sex the thing we tend to define a relationship by, when in fact it can be simple casual fun without a deep emotional transaction? Why do we say “just friends” when, for some of us, a friendship goes deeper? Can we define a new currency of commitment that celebrates and values this? Instead of having multiple confusing interpretations of the same word, could we have different words? What if we viewed our relationships as a pyramid structure with our primary partner at the top and a host of lovers, friends, spiritual soul mates, colleagues, and acquaintances beneath that?”
— Rosie Wilby, “You’re More Polyamorous Than You Think” (via sodisarmingdarling)
11:45 pm • 27 August 2014 • 617 notes