“It’s half ache, half compulsion. I don’t know if I want to pull you closer or leave you behind. Don’t know if from afar we look like some multi-story car crash. Mostly, I can’t do it by halves. I either want to spend the rest of my life with you or I never want to see you again. It’s do or die. I’ll kiss you or I’ll kill you. All I know is that I won’t do both.”
— Azra.T “I never learned how to feel with half of myself.” (via 5000letters)
1:35 am • 31 July 2014 • 7,288 notes
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
12:29 am • 31 July 2014 • 101,951 notes
Anonymous said: if i wanted to ask you on a date, how should i go about that? also do people even go on dates anymore idk what kinds of things do date people do these days i'm not hip with the kids
pro tip on asking me (or anyone out): don’t be anonymous and also just say hey hi hello i’d like to take you out on a date?
idk i’m not hip with the kids either but i like coffee and food and museums and hikes and books and basically any generic thing that has happened on a date ever
11:51 pm • 30 July 2014 • 1 note
"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"
fire cannot kill a dragon
11:01 pm • 30 July 2014 • 59,982 notes
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
10:41 pm • 30 July 2014 • 22,388 notes
do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?
10:24 pm • 30 July 2014 • 232,924 notes