Emma, 19. (n): awkward lump. see also: feminist killjoy; self-proclaimed adequate poet; cheese enthusiast. I also like socks. I study art history & gender studies in Portland, OR.
Books, wine, history, music, coffee, tequila, people, art, beer, shows, and other generic things. INFJ.
the essential question: am i in love with chandler bing or am i chandler bing?
kilgore trout in richmond
Vues des stalles du Dôme (cathédrale) d’Alba, en Italie.
Photos: cc https://www.flickr.com/photos/jacqueline_poggi/ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”
I know its a little early but
Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom
i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
|dudes:||"all men watch porn just get used to it"|
|dudes:||"men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"|
|dudes:||"we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"|
|feminists:||"rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"|
|dudes:||"NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"|
"My poor mother… she’s backstage and she hates every single one of [my tattoos]."
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS
wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire
— Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)